We convert your cold traffic into buyers first, then invite the best of them to book a call on your calendar. Same budget. New destination.
You already know these numbers. They're the ones you stare at every Monday morning.
Every call is a cold prospect who found you an hour ago — and might not even show up.
You block the time, prep the pitch, and stare at an empty Zoom room. Again.
With cost per lead rising ~20% a year, "barely breaking even" quietly becomes "losing money."
Don't take our word for it — check every line against your own ad account.
At £4,000/month that's £131/day — three buyers a day and your ads are free.
This isn't a course. You don't build anything. We install a first-time buyer funnel on your existing ad budget, end to end.
We design an offer that solves a specific problem your market needs solved — extracted from the expertise you already teach. You don't invent anything new.
We launch, manage, and keep optimizing toward the only metric that matters: every buyer costs less than they spend — so your calls come from buyers at zero net ad cost.
We script it — you read it. One recording session; we handle outline, structure, and everything after. The copy, pages, scripts and mechanisms are ours.
Your media buyer or agency changes nothing but the destination. We run a split (old/new) until the new funnel proves itself, then cut over. No new spend — trying this is the cheapest thing in your ad account.
Running the marketing pipeline for a $750k/month online health coaching business — VSLs, quizzes, booking flows, email that converts lists into held appointments. The exact model, at scale, in your niche.
2 Comma Club award (ClickFunnels) — $1,000,000 through a single funnel.
Three years optimizing a high-ticket consulting funnel against one mandate: lower CPA, raise AOV — the same invariant this offer guarantees.
47% conversion lift across a full customer journey through systematic A/B testing; click-to-close tracking built across fragmented platforms — the tracking most founders never get.
Scripts, outline, shot list. Your one job, turned into an appointment instead of a project.
Full attribution from ad click to closed client. Most founders at this spend level have never seen their real numbers. You keep this even if we part ways.
Ad angles, creative briefs, and the transition split plan — so your existing buyer or agency plugs in without a single awkward call.
If you don't make your first sale within 7 days of launch, you pay nothing.
If we don't increase your show rate by 20% within 30 days of launch, you pay nothing. Baseline measured during onboarding — that's the tracking install working for you from day one.
If the funnel doesn't self-liquidate within 90 days, we keep working for free until it does.
You're currently converting £2,500–£5,000/month of spend into £150+ cold calls. At breakeven acquisition you recoup £30–60k/year of ad spend — and the triple guarantee carries the risk.
Every install is built by the operator, not handed to a team. When the month's slots are taken, the next build starts the following month.
+ £1,500/month management
month-to-month after the 90-day proof window
Yes — which is exactly why we do it, not you. The product, funnel, bumps, upsells, and all the copy are built for you, not by you. Your total time investment is one recording afternoon. If you could barely keep the ads running before, nothing about your week changes.
No. We run a split — old funnel and new funnel side by side — until the new funnel proves itself on your own numbers. Only then do we cut over. No new spend, no leap of faith.
Change the destination URL. That's it. The Media Buyer Handoff Pack gives them ad angles, creative briefs, and the split plan so the transition happens without a single awkward call.
Kickoff to a launched, spending funnel in 21 days — and the speed guarantee backs it: if you don't make your first sale within 7 days of launch, you pay nothing.
If you're not yet spending on ads, there's nothing to fix. If you're spending under £2,500/month, you're below the floor where a low-ticket funnel can self-liquidate. And if you sell e-commerce with no call funnel, this isn't your model.
Apply now. If the numbers fit, you'll book a call directly onto the calendar — and the next call you take could be with someone who's already paid you.
Apply to Work With UsTakes 2 minutes · Two installs per month · Founding-client rate ends at install #5